Genesis, Interrupted

For the entirety of my online presence as an author, my writing style has made heavy use of images plucked from search engines to bring an exciting visual element to what would otherwise be an uncomfortably text-heavy medium. After years of doing this, it finally occurred to me last week to get familiar with copyright laws and how they could possibly pertain to my "business practices," which is when I learned that what I've been doing this whole time has been, in fact, laughably illegal. Therefore, my grand return to the world of cyber-literature has been put to a temporary halt while I try to figure out a workaround to something that has apparently been a problem the entire time, because I'm simultaneously too stubborn to write a post without visual aid, and all too aware of the illegitimacy of my previous work to stay my current course.

In the meantime, please enjoy this map of the United States. I made it myself!